I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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