You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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