i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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