i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize
