Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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