I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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