i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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