I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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