the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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