garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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