Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
