He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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