Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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