I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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