I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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