Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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