Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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