so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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