It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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