Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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