Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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