I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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