I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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