Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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