your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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