He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
COCAINE IS GR8
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Panties = found
Randomize
