So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Green mimosas i think yes
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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