I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
