Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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