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i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
