I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
