Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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