Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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