sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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