I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
