he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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