Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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