I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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