Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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