but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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