This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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