i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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