I smell stomach acid.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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