Do vagina's smell?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
He called his prostate his "boner button".
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
