I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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