You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
