i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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