i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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