wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Randomize
