At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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