She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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