I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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