Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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