its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Randomize
