i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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